Detroit Catholic Central

Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.

Girl: So, you're still going to Catholic Central?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.

by ccbigboy December 9, 2024

Infiltration Was In The First Chapter Of The Catholic Bible

Infiltration Was In The First Chapter Of The Catholic Bible

Infiltration Was In The First Chapter Of The Catholic Bible

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Catholic Foster Homes

So the Catholics... Where DENYING Lgbtq parents... EXPLICITLY for being lgbt (You can veil it in rhetoric by saying "Because kids deserve a mother and a father" but it's literally the same thing it's literally ) And that was fine... But now what they did do the gays is being done to them... And YOU KNOW the Catholics shouldn't be discriminating against them in the first place...

Hym "Getting rid of the catholic foster homes doesn't seem fair to me... BUT you KNOW that they will NOT ONLY refuse to be fair towards people who don't share their world view... But will never be amenable to reason. And now to hoist them by their petard seems like it's unfair to the kids... But how WILL Lgbt kids be treated by the catholic parents? This shouldn't need to be the case. From EITHER of them. One of them is far more tolerant than the other. He wants to frame it AS the Catholics being hiisted by their own petard (and on some level they ARE, in fact, being that) but what REASON is better to deny would-be parents access to foster kids? One of the parents being the wrong gender or how the parents are likely to treat the kids?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Canossa Catholic Primary School

It's a school that is very holy. It has 332 schools all over the world. The school is somehow every controlling, we are not allow to have Social Media and lots more. Like uhh yaa. We have 3 different schools in Singapore.

Canossa Catholic Primary School is a school is that is very holy

by kaleyleekaien_ September 11, 2021

Charlotte Catholic High School

One of the worst places in the world to be It claims to be a Catholic School, but it's actually Hell on Earth. The guys there are stuck-up, thick-necked racists and the girls are spoiled brats who still think that Africa is a country.

Sarah: " My Physics teacher says she thinks the Earth is flat. Can you believe it?"

John: "What did you expect? You go to Charlotte Catholic High School!"

by RaccoonEggs4 January 25, 2024

Catholic Suicide

Catholic Suicide- When an individual lives a long life, he get's the dream, he get's the beautiful partner, has the beautiful family. Except he's never asked himself what he want and what it means to be happy for him, so he Kurt Cobain's himself.

Bill: He was a lovely man, but even he couldn't avoid a catholic suicide.

by PostedNotesOnWalls January 5, 2022

catholic converter

The act of praising the converter so much that you won't let the muffler guys have it and ask for it back.

Hey you know I want my Catholic converters back, right?

by Dickskabob August 10, 2023