captain obvious

Someone that has stated the clearly obvious.

A.Hot chocolate is hot

B. Thank you captain obvious

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007

captain stabbing

When a woman is on her period and is STILL wanting a good fuck and her partner uses his hard cock like a hot knife going through butter. After the act is over he pulls out his cock and notices the period juice has covered his member.

Dude, last night I played Super Hero with my woman again on her period and turned into CAPTAIN STABBING.

by Michael The Master December 16, 2006

Captain Assram

leader of the gayass army, drives a beacon, often times is seen assraming anyone with a ass, usualy men, see also pacenta

dude dont be such a captain assram, your being a fagget magnet

by TahoeMan98 February 1, 2005

Captain Average

A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.

Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.

"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."

by Captain Average April 2, 2009

Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

by LU stoners February 12, 2012

Captain CupN’Sniff

A guy who secretly cups his farts and smells them In private

Tony over in HR acts all proper you know he’s a Captain CupN’Sniff

by Badger girl 317 April 4, 2022

Captain Planet

When a girl is having vaginal sex, as well as anal sex while sucking a dick, and is jerking two guys off, during this fiasco the guys totaling five put their hands to gether and yell "Gooo... PLanet!!!"

We Captain Planeted her.
Yo we CP'ed that ho, and we cleared the world of pollution.

by Cent2Crew March 11, 2009