To grab a chicks boobs in a high school bathroom...probally better defined as "rape", and then getting arrested for it.
Yo, my bizoy Mali pulled a campione on that chick Chaquita today...the A-Town cops nabbed his ass tho.
by Elliot October 28, 2004
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However, is not a perfect system, and does have some problems. Most of them are caused by the government because it is working in tandem with the private sector (see crony capitalism). Even crony capitalism is far better than socialism.
Unfortunately, capitalism has a bad name among young people these days, often associated with the words "pig", "bastard", and "evil." Maybe because they think that America (which is NOT a purely capitalist country, and is still basically the best country in the world) is the only example of capitalism, and they don't like the fact that they have to go out and get jobs.
Socialists advocate redistribution of wealth and worker-run companies. Communists advocate similar things, except enforced by totalitarianism. See Soviet Russia.
However, is not a perfect system, and does have some problems. Most of them are caused by the government because it is working in tandem with the private sector (see crony capitalism). Even crony capitalism is far better than socialism.
Unfortunately, capitalism has a bad name among young people these days, often associated with the words "pig", "bastard", and "evil." Maybe because they think that America (which is NOT a purely capitalist country, and is still basically the best country in the world) is the only example of capitalism, and they don't like the fact that they have to go out and get jobs.
Socialists advocate redistribution of wealth and worker-run companies. Communists advocate similar things, except enforced by totalitarianism. See Soviet Russia.
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Suppose you are a highly intelligent, productive person.
Socialism: You live in a crappy housing block with some other intelligent, productive people, and some disgusting, unintelligent, unproductive bums, who make ABOUT as much money as you. You work a job assigned to you by the state, which most likely does not have anything to do with your skill set. You know you will never become wealthier or improve your lifestyle, so your motivation to work hard is almost nil.
Capitalism: You had a good idea and were good at business, so you live in a beautiful house, drinking expensive Champagne and surrounded by beautiful models, and do whatever the hell you want to all day. Well, OK, not always, but at least sometimes!
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Me: I'm an intellectual, and I believe in capitalism.
Stupid teenager: I'm an intellectual, and I'm a socialist because I have read the writings of Marx and believe in public management of business.
Me: No, you're a stupid teenager, and you're a socialist because you don't want to get a DAMN job!
Suppose you are a highly intelligent, productive person.
Socialism: You live in a crappy housing block with some other intelligent, productive people, and some disgusting, unintelligent, unproductive bums, who make ABOUT as much money as you. You work a job assigned to you by the state, which most likely does not have anything to do with your skill set. You know you will never become wealthier or improve your lifestyle, so your motivation to work hard is almost nil.
Capitalism: You had a good idea and were good at business, so you live in a beautiful house, drinking expensive Champagne and surrounded by beautiful models, and do whatever the hell you want to all day. Well, OK, not always, but at least sometimes!
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Me: I'm an intellectual, and I believe in capitalism.
Stupid teenager: I'm an intellectual, and I'm a socialist because I have read the writings of Marx and believe in public management of business.
Me: No, you're a stupid teenager, and you're a socialist because you don't want to get a DAMN job!
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A term used by strongly conservative people to describe those with tendings towards socialist policies, such as public healthcare, subsidized housing, etc, and paint them in a negative light.
Somewhat synonymous with communist in that the sense that Americans use both as insults of sorts.
Somewhat synonymous with communist in that the sense that Americans use both as insults of sorts.
Jim: Wouldn't it be great if the wealthy were taxed more to accommodate the poor?
Frank: No! Go back to mother Russia you anti-capitalist, red commie SOB!
Frank: No! Go back to mother Russia you anti-capitalist, red commie SOB!
by Stephen P November 19, 2007
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by Dylburger February 5, 2010
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by Joe Yagami September 21, 2003
Get the Capcom mug.A City 60 miles south of Los Angeles that used to be peaceful back in the day. Its crime has climbed since then thanks to illegal immigration. Racial Makeup of city is 65 Percent Hispanic, 1 percent black and 33 percent white. Stay away from the La Zanja Neighborhood after 6pm. You will get jumped and or shot. A good City to Buy Meth or Other Drugs/illegal things. Anything On the East Side is good and middle class. West of Camino On the Railroad Tracks means trouble. Don't EVER Drift into that part of town after night unless you want to get jumped. South Side and Downtown are peaceful for the most part and you may run into the occasional cool homeless person that will buy you beer! A Small city of 30,000 people but varies greatly depending on which part your in! And Lets not Forget the Multi Million dollar mansions up in the hills that are targets of home invasion robberies.
Hey man i was in west san juan capistrano last night and Got jumped by the san juan crips at night on La Zanja by the train tracks. Then i went back to my crib in irvine where its safe and full of richies!
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