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satin cougar

an old lady that wears satin and preys on younger men
Damn, that Betty White is such a satin cougar.
by pendulity June 11, 2011
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gray cougar

An older woman, usually over 55 years, who still acts or thinks like a cougar but is beginning to show her age. While generally attractive, the wrinkles, gray hair, and loss of firmness are getting harder to hide. Another indication is if she surrounds herself with younger cougars. She doesn't have the stamina to perform like a typical cougar, but she may initiate conversation with prey and allow other cougars to steal the prize. As with all cougars, she will be very confident, possibly flirtateous if the prey is significantly younger. Gray cougars tend to be a bit more reserved in public settings, but may surprise you once in private.
College guy to his wingman: Hey, we gotta get outta here, this place is full of gray cougar and they're starting to notice us.
by firescout September 5, 2013
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gold cougar

a cougar that's also a gold digger
Karen is such a gold cougar!!
by 3rxn June 29, 2017
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Great Grand Cougar

A great grand cougar, the oldest of her BFF grand cougar girl friends who hunts for men younger than those men with her girlfriends. Or at least she tries to...
"I see those men at the bar over there, but I have my eyes on that 18-year old hanging out by the door." says the Great Grand Cougar to her Grand Cougar friends.
by SJT_intheislands September 28, 2009
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Dirty nasty cougar cunt

Middle aged hooker who chases young men with a dirty stanky gross twat who is always a drunk and heavy drug user. Often has vag cig. those that fuck the bitch always feel dirty and pathetic afterwards.
Jojo is always looking for a young guy around the corner, what a Dirty nasty cougar cunt she is, not to mention she has vag cig.
by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022
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cougar

an older woman who wants to fuck a younger guy who hasn't lost the sluttyness and vigor of a younger male in his sexual prime. the womans sexual prime is in her 30s
phlux likes cougars.
by phlux January 4, 2003
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Cougar

A single women in her 30's, on the prowl for some sausage to fill the hot dog bun.

Cougars are "experienced" and can take good care of you.

They are easy to spot as they often dress like they're 16 years old.
That woman is hot, but she looks like my Aunt. She's definitely cougar-material.
by G-Funk December 5, 2003
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