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Christopher Johnson 

Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
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christopher zackery 

a weirdo who likes dank memes and minecraft and tyler and pokemon
le christopher zackery likes le tyler

christopher catchings 

A cute guy that loves to laugh and make dirty jokes, and has a lot of inside jokes. he's very hardworking and funny. makes all the girls laugh and is very attractive. if he steps foot in your way, you'll fall to the ground. you want a Chris Catchings in your life!
Man, that Christopher Catchings is the one!

Christopher Johnston 

A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown
Your penis so small I might just call you Christopher Johnston

Christopher Cobb 

A toxic Pokémon Go player, known to cry when his gyms are beaten.
Christopher Cobb messaged me telling me to go to hell over Pokémon go
Christopher Cobb by PokemonGoGuy November 1, 2018

christopher ray kaczor 

Christopher is sweet caring cool calm hot usually about 5' 6" all the girls like him.
man Christopher ray kaczor is so hot i wish i could date him.

Christopher barret 

Christopher barret is a shy guy at first , when getting to meet him he may be rude and selfish but when he comes out of his shell he is a flirt , he will flirt with his bestfriends especially, if you ever meet a christopher barret please be carefull he will leave you like a snap for another girl.