Spicy nut cannon

Shove wasabi nuts up your penis, then proceed jerk off until you cum and the wasabi nut comes out flying like a cannonball.

I tried out the spicy nut cannon earlier today, I got a whopping distance of 1 meter and 67cm.

by Tekashi isnt traah November 16, 2020

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon

Massive Cock with big balls

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon is a legendary & powerful weapon used to penetrate holes for satisfaction.

by Unknown¤||¤ September 23, 2021

loose cannon

1) Something the police chief calls two cultually different partnerd cops, when he is angy with them and when the police chief has "the mayor on his ass"

2) In an erotic gay movie about police: The thing that the police chief looks forwad too when "has the mayor on his ass"

1) "You two are loose cannons, but your damn good cops!"

2) "I like the two on your loose cannon, let's play good cop, bad cop!"

by EmilioEstavezFan#1!!! October 8, 2009

arm cannon

A video camera, usually a larger videocassette-carrying type.

Even though you don't use an arm cannon anymore, the copyright mafia can still confiscate your Coolpix camera even if you don't take any videos with it.

by pentozali May 1, 2009

twat waffle cannon

The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.

"I heard Mr. Pecker was mortally wounded by a twat waffle cannon."

by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009

potato cannon

Any sort of device that looks like a cannon and is generally designed to shoot potatos at a high velocity using household products as propellent. Also known as spud gun and potato launcher.

Using these lengths of PVC pipe, I intend to constuct a brand new potato cannon that will surely attract every twelve-year-old in the nieghborhood.

by Kurt Padilla July 12, 2004

Whoopie Cannon

After cumming inside her, with her ass up, fill the vagina with air like a balloon with your mouth; next anal doggy style, thrust once in all the way and shove your balls into her vagina as far as possible, then you both fall forward and the massive queef will blow your balls out with force making a whoopie cannon.

Damn dude may nuts is killin me!

Why's that?

I got mah bitch drunk enough to try the whoopie cannon last night

*HIGH FIVE*

by Anita Lott Moore February 4, 2010