bob's army

bob has an army!

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this is bob's army

by ︻デ┳═ー August 31, 2020

farmer bob

a pedo farmer that grows veggetables and has lil boys as his "helpers" to pick his veggies and to do all his special needs

farmer bob: lil boy can u go pick those carrots for me and when u get back i have a lil treat for u

lil boy/helper: ok farmer bob....but do i have to be touched this time?

farmer bob: yes.

by Johnny Deturris August 9, 2012

Bob Hope

Fictional metro-Boston slang for marijuana. First appeared in print in the seminal Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.

Hal went down to the pump room in order to smoke some high-resin Bob Hope.

by sam March 10, 2004

bob

lying...when your friend does not want you to know when they are talking to a senior that they are secretly in love with but at which they only text and will not say hi to in person

"I am texting Bob." this really means that your friend is texting gregg

bob=gregg

by nicoles slut April 13, 2006

bob marley

Very few of his songs even mention weed. Weed was just something he did as part of his Rasta beliefs. His music is awesome, and no modern day artist in hip-hop, reggae, soul, punk, or rock compares to him.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery!

by Soulcraft May 10, 2005

Bob Ross

The greatest person alive. no, i'm kiddin, but you gotta love bob ross.

Bob: ok. . . now, we're gonna paint some happy little trees up here in the corner. . . that's right. now, i want oyu all to remember, there are no mistakes, only happy accidents. you can't make mistakes: your're sipmyy going to paint your dreams on canvas.

by st. cats girl July 2, 2005

Bobbing Ostrich

The position, NOT recommended for amateurs, and used only used by professionals... It requires a female driving the car, and a male in the passenger's seat. The female gives head to the male while she is driving and the male takes the steering wheel with one hand.

Do not attempt. (obviously)

Dude, my girl finally gave me the Bobbing Ostrich . We totally almost crashed. Dont try it!

by JohnBlue3 February 9, 2009