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James Blunt

Considered a songwriter, but really a crossdressing woman or a boy who grabbed his balls too hard. Needs to learn to shut the fuck up. Other names are Blunty, Cunt, james blunty, james blunder.
*very high voice* I think im gay, i think im gay, and im noooot beautiful. (Sung by james blunt)
by Sarah And Kitty May 9, 2006
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Bluetooth

When a woman is giving a "Hands free" blow job to a man.
"DUDE! I got the sickest Bluetooth last night!"
by willywonka9385 January 2, 2009
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True Blunt

A blunt brand a favorite among stoners popular for there kush series with many flaovers the two most popular are kush and krypton.
Mt:Hey skylar can you roll this eighth of dro into a true blunt kush wrap?
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Skr: Uhhh yeah dude i think i could can

5mins later
(blunt is rolled)

ZELF:Dear god he must be painted on the ceiling for this for he is a god of blunt rollers
by BakersAmry! November 1, 2009
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blent

New and improved past participle of "blend" (better than "blended").
As blent families go, the Brady Bunch is the most famous in the history of network television.
by Gaga Honk May 18, 2011
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James Blunt

A very trite, hackneyed, and stale singer/songwriter of British origin with a spooky ability to make you feel weepy and overcome with emotion, regardless of whether you love or hate him. Also British Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt". Go figure.
Def. 1: Dude, how does James Blunt DO that, make you feel unhappy and romantic at the same time? Yes, I KNOW his music sucks. That's why it's so weird.

Def. 2: Lindsay, stop being such a James Blunt. It's SO not attractive.
by Maddie S. November 11, 2008
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bluetooth

Used mostly to look cool, though it succeeds best in making normal people look stupid and/or crazy.
Sam: Whoa, check out the guy yelling at that palm tree. Is he mental?

Kevin: Nah, that's just some loser talking on his Bluetooth.
by Subterfuge April 1, 2008
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bluntarded

"Bro, i am so bluntarded right now."
"10 blunts and im bluntarded"
by Jade Jenkins May 19, 2008
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