Nurgle's Blessing

The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K

I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.

by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."

by smj101 May 24, 2018

G bless

Jesus's Chinese bock off

All hail g bless

by Kyloduckping January 2, 2019

Bless the trap

When someone compliments you but you’ve said thank you to many times so you go with “bless the trap”

Him: You are so pretty and you’re boyfriend is very lucky

Girl: bless the trap

by Breezybugg August 26, 2019

Blessing the sack

When your drug dealer adds more of the drug you are purchasing to the bag with no extra cost.

Stoner 1: yo my dealer is such a real one, he is blessing the sack!
Stoner 2: hell yeah man thats awesome hes a great dealer.

by rammy l October 17, 2021

blessing

1. Latin American slang for an unplanned child.
2. To have sex, esp. unprotected sex that could lead to pregnancy

1. Sorry man, can't go out tonight, gotta take care of my blessing.
2. Extensive references of "blessing me" by Mura Masa x Pa Salieu x Skillibeng

by Dauzinho September 24, 2023

Bless Up Thursday

Bless up Thursday, Every Thursday if you got something you can share bless up

Yo bro let me get some gum. Its Thursday I got you.

Bless Up Thursday- Share with the homies

by yonger November 13, 2019