bible muncher

-a mo'fucka who carries around a Bible all the time and spews religious nonsense

-hates gays because of their "religion"

"did see that guy bullying the gays"
"that man is a Bible muncher"

by Misspelled_Avocado December 8, 2022

The Bible of Appa

This is @vibqaisurdaddy’s spin on Christianity. He has created a new version of the Bible which instead of Jesus it is Appa (his handle) and Shadoe (Compy on tt) who has his own religion “Shadism” commonly mistaken for “Shadeism”

“Bro did you hear about that new Bible that came out called “The Bible of Appa” their beliefs are very truthful and their alter ego shadism is also very truthful

by appawitdatchoppa August 24, 2021

The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.

Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????

by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022

Bible

A book that explains how to sexually abuse a child and get away with it.

Can you pass me the Bible. I’m gonna need it this Sunday.

by JesusChrist/God January 17, 2023

bible

like "i swear to God"

helga: omg i shit my pants.
martina: omg. bible?
helga: bible frrrr

by poopypeepee69696969696969 January 24, 2022

Bible

A bible is the holy book Christians use. It includes of all the people of God and the life of Jesus and letters. It focuses on how God saved The Jews, the people of God.

-Hey! What's your favorite part of the Bible??

-Hmm..I like the Book of Luke!

-Wow! Me too!

by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021

Bible

The Bible is a book of GOD, it is Holy, though often contains many memes as said by the kids these days. Amen.

Dave: Oh Man, I love reading the Bible

Charlie: What’s that?

Dave: Something all the hip kids have

by TheSoupSupreme October 3, 2021