Angry Bearded Dragon

A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.

Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.

by LtCuzco November 5, 2016

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT

by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013

Paul W. Beard

A beard of epic proportions. Only a true manly man can have a Paul W. beard.

1: Whoa, look at that big beard.
2: Wow! It's a true Paul W. beard.

by jpnmark7 October 10, 2011

Anal Beard

The hair that grows on the Gooch. When it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.

"I really shouldn't wipe my ass back to front, I get Clingons in my Anal Beard"

by Anal Beard King January 13, 2010

Black Beard

When you grow your pubes really long, shave them right before sex and hide them in a convenient place close to where you're having sex. You then cum on the girls face, grab your pubes and throw them on her face and shout Black Beard Bitch

The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.

Black Beard Bitch!

I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.

Clean yourself up captain hook!

by A Very Casious February 11, 2009

Bearded Alligator

A very rare Vagina, commonly found in the south western United states, but also discovered in other cuntries as well. This vagina has 2 sets of razor sharp teeth lining the labia. One way to find out that your lady has a Bearded Alligator is that she has Pubes often grow all the way past her knees, and can never actually shave or cut any of it, for it will bleed and then grow back. If you find out too late you can kiss you dick bye bye.

Steve-"Hey Johnny, what happened to your dick?"
Johnny-"That bitch had a BEARDED ALLIGATOR and I didn't find out until it was too late!"

by batsoup August 3, 2009

weirdo with a beirdo

A person who is weird and has a beird. It's also a person who looks weird because of their beird, or a person who is weird and doesn't have a beird, but you want to add "with a beirdo" to your plain old ordinary "weirdo". It's from the movie Evan Almighty.

person 1: Look at that guy's beird!
person 2: YEAH! What a weirdo with a beirdo!

by Kate, littlemissSUNSHINE August 10, 2007