pappy snail

a man by the name of pete who is rather passive aggressive and very snail like in his little hermit ways

fucking pappy snail is being a real fuck head today

by bbuck nbfsgbnbteyhndb June 19, 2018

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Snail

Fucking worst possible thing to exist

Paulio: I love snails

God: *Smites Paul*

Also God: I didnt mean to make snails.

by PaganDwarf April 7, 2019

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When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.

“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”

OR

“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”

by PapooseSwampy February 25, 2024

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racing a snail

Getting something done on time.

Completing this homework was like racing a snail.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 28, 2022

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Snail Trail

A chick that's hair always looks like a cat has been sucking on it, super scandalous, likes to take things that dont belong to her, and sell them on Facebook, talks like she's a gangster from Beverly Hills(yes, that fake!)Voice that is like nails on a chalkboard, a complete nasty skanky, skeezy, slut that is as dumb as a box of rocks!

She is nasty and slimy like a snail trail, believe me!

by Relaxitwonttear April 4, 2024

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Snail Cheese (snailcheeseyt)

A stupid dumb fucking person who can't get a lot of things right. He also is a small youtuber trying to make an honest career with Roblox, but he's still a dumb fuck. Do not trust him when it comes to Parking Panic on Roblox...

Snail Cheese (snailcheeseyt) is a pretty dumb fuck

by Slender Man... January 26, 2025

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