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booger bar

1)n.A term used in Oklahoma to refer to a bar that has exotic or topless dancers, in which booger refers to the vagina
by jrh5356 April 14, 2005
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Bar Temptress

n. An attractive female bartender who utilizes her feminine wiles to push more liquor sales to inebriated male patrons.
That bar temptress just made me buy another round of shots!
by Khanhster July 16, 2010
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No Problem Bar

That quant little joint just outside of Point with drinks and food and entertaintment too. Bring your friends and family to little Custer for good laughs and great times too.
We're going to No Problem Bar in Custer, WI. I hear it's a friggin' blast!
by Zoinks80 March 7, 2010
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Bar Banshee

Noun.

A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.

This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.

Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence

Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
a) Huh? Say WHAT??? Say that again. HUH?!?! (shouts) IM SORRY DUDE, I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING OVER THAT BAR BANSHEE BY THE POOL TABLE!!!

b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
by Glamkitten May 25, 2011
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Bar Commando

A person who is in charge of gathering a group of people for a night at multiple bars, or a bar crawl. This person outlines a plan of attack to which bars you will visit in an efficient way during the night.

Also an expert in nightly specials at certain bars and times in which they take place.
Chris was Bar Commando last night. He organized all 10 of us and had an amazing game plan for which bars we should hit in Philly.
by Genazz April 30, 2011
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Bar Tar

The sticky, dirty residue forming on the floors of bars due to a combination of spilled drinks and the dirt from the bottom of people's shoes
"Fuck, man! My new Jordans got so filthy from all the Bar Tar last night!"
by MegadethFan345 June 13, 2015
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glow bar

A bar where alcohol is served and everyone sitting there is looking down at a smartphone not communicating with eachother and the phones light up all their faces. Hence a glow bar.
by That guy man dude November 25, 2013
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