bereavement banging

Bereavement banging is the act of engaging in sex after the death of a loved one to help ease the pain of grief. Sex feels great and this counteracts the feeling of sadness giving an individual a quick fix and break from reality.

"What's the noise upstairs?"
" Oh that's Latoya and Jemaul bereavement banging upstairs."
"Niceeeee"

Or

"You feeling sad bro?"
"Yeah man"
"Yo go engage in some bereavement banging dude, how about that girl?"
"Brb"

by Avasavalot September 4, 2013

bling bang

Contrary to the first dumbass definition listed here, the term "bling bang" used by Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Blood Diamond" doesn't refer to a more valuable version of bling bling (idiot!). When he says "You know, in America it's bling bling, but over here it's bling bang" he is referring to the fact that, in America, diamonds are all about fancy jewelry and looking good, but in Africa diamonds are deadly, and could very well get you shot (hence the "bang").

"You know, in America it's bling bling, but over here it's bling bang." - Danny Archer in Blood Diamond

by ryanweaver December 13, 2006

bang scale

a 1-10 rating system for women, however they are given handicap points based on the assumption they will sleep with you that night. Other features are considered, differing from the typical 1-10 scale, like: would she be good in bed? how hot is her body? etc. A typical 1-10 scale generally only puts things like - face and body into account.
Well that girl over there is only a 6, but with those dance moves, she's definitely a 10 on the bang scale.

Well that girl over there is only a 6, but with those dance moves, she's definitely a 10 on the bang scale.

by Mister Meaner March 18, 2010

Tacos and Bang

1. What you call the activity any time you have sexual acts with someone after having tacos. Usually, going in you know youre going to do this, but tacos and bang can also be claimed retroactively upon discovering this is what you did essentially.
2. When you hookup with a person, knowing they will get slutty for tacos.
3. The name of the activity of having tacos then banging, having oral/anal sex or doing any other kinky sexual things you have planned, post-tacos.

Bro 1: Dude, did you hook up with Becky on your big date last night?
Bro 2: Yeah, dude. We were just gonna do food and talk so I took her to this taco place and she was so happy I got her tacos. After that we headed back to her place and hooked up real quick. 😏
Bro 1: Dude! That's amazing! I've never actually heard of anyone pulling off Tacos and Bang in real life!
Bro 2: yeah, dude. Tacos and Bang; It's a thing 😏

Boyfriend: hey, Babe. What do you want to do tonight? (Activity)?

Girlfriend: Nah, babe. Im not feeling like doing much tonight. Just hungry and horny. I'm thinking Tacos and Bang. 😊
Boyfriend: Sweet! Sounds good to me. You're the perfect girlfriend. ☺❤💜

Girl: Whats youre idea of a perfect date? Walk on the beach? Painting class? Concert?
Guy: Why does everything have to be such a big production these days? Why can't a perfect date just be something like Tacos and Bang?
Girl: OMG! I think I'm wet right right now! You don't know this about me, but I get slutty for tacos. I love them so much! Get me tacos and i will do this Tacos and Bang you speak of.
Guy: 😏 Another win for Tacos and Bang!

(Works every time...)

by RedheadsFTW June 26, 2016

pubic bangs

Hair that obviously belongs to a person's crotch that is overflowing from their bathing suit. If the person is wearing a speedo, then this hair can flow in from the sides. When there's enough of this hair it resembles bangs, but instead of being around someone's face it is around their man or woman junk instead.

Check out the hairy dude in the speedo.

Yeah his pubic bangs are tight, bro.

by DunchAttack July 15, 2010

flesh bangs

Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".

A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.

Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!

Flesh bangs?

Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.

by RichardSlinger June 10, 2010

Bang Drunk

Descriptive term for the first part of a sexual relationship.

Bang drunkeness is easily to spot. You don't care about anything but the crotch of your "love" and you will cancel plans, stand up friends, miss work, birthday parties, meals and social interaction with other human beings. You spend your time balls deep. And you don't give a toss about anything except banging the hell out of your "love"

You tend to sober up when they start talking about other things and telling you their useless opinions.

"Where's Geoff?? We rescheduled this on his say so and he's not here!"

"With Rose I bet. The guy is totally bang drunk"

by MagickDio September 28, 2011