Bacon hair 

When somebody has hair (usually girls) that looks like streaky bacon.

OMG Linda has major bacon hair!

Bacon hair by GammaPlease [Holly] January 11, 2009

Bacon Cow 

A large cow that tends to shart a few pigs every 3 to 5 days, The bacon from these is a delicacy in most countries. After the pigs are collected the shart juices are collected in a small glass for later use.

Bacon Cows shart pigs.

Bacon Cow by BigBootyHoe1337 October 9, 2014

bacon snail 

a snail excessive amounts of bacon

dude look at that snail eating excessive amounts of bacon, it must be a bacon snail.

bacon snail by dave and shane December 22, 2008

bacon strip 

1) A small vertical strip of pubic hair over the genitals. Very popular with teens and women. A guy who has a bacon strip would be a homo.
2) A small streak of shit left in a pair of underwear. Caused by not wiping properly.

1) Holy shit Sally, your bacon strip really turns me on.
2) A girl took off my underwear last night, I thought I was going to score, but suddenly she noticed a bacon strip in my underwear.

bacon strip by Dan January 18, 2005

bacon sex 

having sex with a fat person

i had bacon sex with your mom! ............ cuz shes fat

bacon sex by Aleph Daylabutliker January 3, 2010

bacon bitch

A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job.

We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us!

bacon bitch by Amaretto Kramer February 8, 2006

bacon strip 

Pinkish, krinkly greasy vaginal lips.

That chick has a bacon strip that could really use some vaginaplasty.

bacon strip by Gdogg February 11, 2004