breasticals

a word for a womens chest

Thats ladys breasticals were falling out.

by Darcy Barcy July 9, 2007

turkey breast

a fat male with huge breasts

layhes got huge turkey breasts

by karl06 May 18, 2006

double breasted

Street terminology for a person addicted to both crack cocaine and heroin at the same time.

He buyin' rocks AND blows because he do BOTH.....He's double breasted, man!

by Macktackular Chi Town Po Po October 2, 2007

Breastaurant

a place in which huge jugs can be hired for a while, usually for a night of fun

Dude: where were you last night?

Stoner: i was down the breastaurant. i got me some 34DD's! hours of fun! :D

by !NICK! September 13, 2006

Breasticles

Low hanging breasts, as seen in over-implanted or elderly women, that drop as gravity takes hold

Look at the stomach on her!
that's no stomach, them's breasticles!

by daniel connolly March 30, 2007

Breast vigina

An artifical vigina that a woman can have a plastic surgeon make on the under side of one or both of her breasts so that guys can fuck them.

Kathy's got a breast vigina.

by Deep blue 2012 February 7, 2010

Breastaurant

Another name for a lactating woman's breasts, as they provide nourishment similar to that of a dining establishment or fast food joint. When your kids done with the old lady and shes still got some of that white lightning left, ask her if you can get in on some of that breastaurant action.

Guybrush: "Hey hon, is Charley full yet?

Theresa: "Yeah, he's about done. Boy hes really fucking my tits up today, enough of that! They kind of look like hamburger patties..."

Guybrush: "Cool babe, let me have a seat at the breastaurant I'm hungry!"

Theresa: "Jesus Raymond, they aren't freakin' jawbreakers, lay off!"

Guybrush: "Maybe if you weren't so fat I'd treat you better...."

Theresa: "Maybe if your penis didn't look like a lightswitch, I wouldn't care."

Guybrush: "I want a divorce..."

by WhoWantsAFreeJ? November 24, 2010