Boner-block 

When you try to jack off but you start to lose your boner because you can't think of anything or you lose your horniness.

John tried to jack off but he failed because he got boner-block.

Boner-block by usuck329 May 8, 2009

Boner Bungee 

Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.

Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.

Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.

Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.

Boner Bungee by RJH2 May 24, 2016

Boner Whistle 

A high pitched whistle emitted from the penile hole after heavy petting and general gental gentile strokes or sucks on the weinke. May or may not sound like a train or teapot depending on the size of the specimen. Could cause blindness in people within 1 mile area.

Ben: Do you hear that?
Laky: Sounds like a Boner Whistle in the distance.
Josh: I'M BLIND!

Boner Whistle by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Boner Champ 

The champion. The greatest. The one.

"I am the Boner Champ." - Bill R.

Boner Champ by Billcheese1 February 1, 2010

Boner Machine 

Someone who pops alot of boners in public

He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.

Boner Machine by Je'sus July 2, 2008

Boner Jams 

R&B songs or slow rap songs about sex, etc. Many of Usher's songs fall into this category.

I like to spend my time making funnel cakes and listening to boner jams.

Boner Jams by Detr May 16, 2013

boner-kill

pretty self explanatory..
When someone shares information you didn't want to know, especially if the person is of the opposite sex. When a girl, who initially was turning you on, turns you off by, for example, giving you hand backwards or getting tired and giving up. Also used to express general disgust.

"Pete, dudeee... i heard about you and Francesca! How are things with a new buckfuddy??"
"Overrated"
"Go on."
"Well Stef, everything was fine. She was giving me hand and then she kinda just... got tired, slowed down and kind of... stopped... it was kinda like losing power in the middle of a hockey game... what a boner-kill."
"I think I'm gonna cry."

boner-kill by Ultimatejerk September 1, 2006