Family Friendly: If you go on the treadmill, go big or go home. *falls off treadmill" i guess i'll go home then.
Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...
Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...
by Alexandrum July 20, 2023

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Shaniqua: Omg tanwuinisja look, there’s big dick Derrick!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!
by Big dick Richard :) December 31, 2019

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.
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