Boliver

A kid with big gay and an abnormally small penis

Man Boliver really does have a chode

by Gya exposoer May 29, 2018

Believing Theorem

The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.

Example 1.

Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?

Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.

Selena: Woah! What is that?

Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.

Selena: It all makes sense now.

Example two:

Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.

Mom: Why not honey?

Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.

Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!

by Carla.pickel June 1, 2018

Belieberism

The belief that Justin Bieber is a song angel sent down from heaven and that spiritual enlightenment can only be achieved through listening to his music.

Why is that bitch so bieber crazy? She is always listening to his music. Haven't you heard?? No, what? She converted to belieberism.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

believant

Believe in ants in your food! Free protine!

Food is believant

by Spookystack May 7, 2018

belief

The acceptance of something as true or real, even if it's a lie, is false, is wrong, is a faith that can't be proven, not all beliefs are untrue, and it's especially the case when you have evidence to back up your beliefs.

Belief: you're all zombies except for me, in fact because of you treating me painfully you don't feel pain, I do, and harming you is imprudent.
Fact: all my beliefs are true.

by badmouth December 14, 2018

Belief Boner

The act of or feeling of having a belief in something that’s so appealing and strong your soul gets metaphorically erect.

I have a belief boner for preventing Trump from building a wall.

by Skittr February 18, 2019

Beloved Gang

These guys are the real deal. They fuck anyone up in any game on Roblox, no matter the genre. Women fear them and their pussies tremble at the mere sight of a Beloved Gang member.

Person 1: Oh shit its the beloved gang!
Person 2: Oh fuck, its starting to flood with wet pussy juice! Run!

by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019