aggravated assault

Where someone becomes so fed up with the infuriating actions of another person that he clobbers said aggravator.

If The Three Stooges had tried their assorted "swatting 'n' pummeling" monkeyshines today, they would have faced multiple charges of aggravated assault.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

assfuck nowhere

The place you are left after you drive for hours with a stranger on boatloads of date rape and you get raped...

She was left in assfuck nowhere.

by jrosek July 23, 2009

assault

What my crazy ass does to someone for making fun of AOL or AOL CDs. I will be charged with aggravated assault with intent to murder.

Maurice says "AOL sucks and breaks an AOL CD"
Rosco punches maurice to the ground and starts stomping him with military combat boots and beats him to a bloody pulp and then the police comes and Rosco runs for it while maurice bleeds half to death

by Rosco April 23, 2004

assault rifle

An assault rifle is the weapon of choice for newbs. They tend to spray wildly with it instead of starting with a BR which requires skill and aim.

Wow! stupid newbs and their assault rifles

by Mr. Sin December 20, 2008

assfull

Someone with a big, huge ass.
Someone acting stupid and fooling around.

"Woah, stop being an assfull"
"You such an assfull"

by anaml February 2, 2008

AssFart

The Best Known CS Player. Also is very damn good looking.

Damn i wish i was like AssFart, He's so sexy.

by John March 8, 2005

assfaggot

a homosexual who only takes it in the ass or gives it. but doesnt like cock but is still s butt-fucker

dude, i think frasier is a huge assfaggot

by alex santana July 22, 2004