My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P

You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!

by QuacksO July 10, 2023

PAP-TRAP Appendix

A written example of a balrogs tail whip. An appendix to an article which serves information that uncomfortably captures you, and pulls you down into deep darker issues. These issues have been present all along but the appendix unavoidably presents them to you.

Pal 1: Mate did you see what they wrote at the end of that news article,shocking
Pal2: Yeh proper PAP-TRAP Appendix...

by grazer7 September 12, 2023

frenzy fart arena

the art of one man farting in the mouth of another man infected with AIDS and the infected person needing to guess what the other man has eaten while high on ketamine

i cant wait to have a frenzy fart arena with you

by commanderveinycok December 2, 2025

things in the world that aren't up

When something happens that is not cool in any kind of way

Person 1: shit I hooked up with this haggard chick last night

Person 2: things in the world that aren't up, this conversation.

by ONEYERYE May 26, 2014

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5)

The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 5). It spawns a fast, single-target, building-targeting, melee, ground troop with high hitpoints and high damage. He is able to jump over the river. He appears as a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5)

by Saulman500 December 26, 2023

Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya?

Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya? A common question, and prompt.

I'll dish up after the show. Show ends, no movement. It pops up, Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya?

by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020