National Almia Appreciation Day 

November 7th is the day to celebrate your appreciation for someone with the name, Almia, Furthermore, to remind us that we all need someone as caring, loving, optimistic, smart, supportive, wholesome, and simply gorgeous as an Almia

For any Almias out there, National Almia Appreciation Day is here for you to remind you that you are Amazing in every way and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You are so talented and loving. Not to mention you are a rare gem amongst pebbles and stones. Everyone needs an Almia in their lives

National Almia Appreciation Day by TromboneKid2005 October 23, 2023

Sperm Admiral 

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.

"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."

Sperm Admiral by anonymous April 18, 2024

Rear Admiral Down 

Definition:
When anyone gets so distracted by a woman’s behind—especially while she’s walking upstairs—that he loses his footing and falls like he’s been hit in action. A mix of lust, poor timing, and gravity.

Bro, I saw Torres take a full Rear Admiral Down when that chick walked past in heels. Dude didn’t stand a chance.

Rear Admiral Down by Duchess Mischief April 30, 2025

Nebraska admiral 

"Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska" is a title bestowed upon approval of the state's Governor. Its holders qualify for membership in the Nebraska Admirals Association, a non-profit organization that promotes "The Good Life" of Nebraska.

As Nebraska is triple-landlocked (separated from tidewater by at least three other provinces or states in any direction, including Canada or México) the title is purely honorary and carries no assigned military duties or salary. Like the Kentucky Colonels, the Nebraska Admirals are conferred the title in return for performing good works or promoting the state.

Nebraska admiral by bitchuck June 8, 2025

Dirty Amira

When she clamps her vagina around his dick, and forces a queef up his urethra.

“Yo, I heard he was in the ICU for 6 days after he got a Dirty Amira.”

Dirty Amira by Smarmy Phillips, MD November 20, 2025

School of Mutual Admiration 

University

A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "

School of Mutual Admiration by xJanexxDoexx April 24, 2011

pto rear admiral 

When one holds a reverse cowgirl position over a trailer hitch on the back of tractor and has their friend pull the three point hitch lever to insert the ball rectally.

Ieda dick, pull the lever! Give me the pto rear admiral before i getaway, getaway.

pto rear admiral by fuckyouscotty September 20, 2022