A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.
It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.
This is proven effective.
It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.
This is proven effective.
"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1
"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2
"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2
by alcanic April 26, 2009
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by kdot March 7, 2008
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Get the crack of assmug. Ass cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.
Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.
This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.
Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.
This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.
Infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or ass cancer) are very common among gay men. That is a fact.
by Medical School October 18, 2019
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