Alyssa V

Hottest potato out there.

Damn id eat the shit out of that potato. (alyssa vallis)

by Evan Salter April 24, 2020

Montgomery Alyssa

Dumb hoe that thinks she is gangster. Somehow made it to college, but spells worse than a 2 year old. Lives off weed and putting people down. Is toxic to everyone. Has a fivehead and looks like a man.

Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: That is Montgomery Alyssa. She is trash and has the big dumb.
Dude 1: Eww. Better stay away from her

by Greenghost28 March 19, 2019

Alyssa Ainsley

Deuteragonist of the Forgotten Past book series. Older sister of Liam Ainsley and Aziza Ainsley and younger sister of Lukas Ainsley. She is a rising singer with her band Maturity in the book series, and is often described as being larger then life by her peers.

Have you seen Alyssa Ainsley's new costume for the next Maturity world tour yet?

by Forgotten Past Studios February 6, 2022

alyssa zhang

Alyssa has a great smile and always horny. She openly talks about her sex adventures and often is in an on and off relationship with her boyfriend. Alyssa has no sense of style; token white girl, with the brandy Melville. She is also an absolute crackhead and is super fake. Alyssa has an annoying fucking obnoxious laugh. She has big boobs and sets up thirst traps for guys. Overall, she is just okay.

"who's that hottie?"
"oh that Alyssa Zhang, she's not as fire close up"
"aight, that body tho"
"nah shes a player"

by alyssajts June 6, 2020

Natalia+alyssa

Both two stunning gurls who sit at one desk together and are stupid

Natalia+alyssa like cheeseballs!

by Natalia+alyssa March 1, 2022

alyssa bunckly

a girl who looks like a pig.

look at Alyssa bunckly the pig.

by ilovehamilton May 24, 2017

alyssa robles

Alyssa is the best person ever you can always count on her to be by your side. She is very pretty. She has those blonde moments but that is just the best part about her. She is as pretty as the god of beauty. If you meet a Alyssa Robles keep her.

Guy 1: who is that she is beautiful

Guy 2:oh that is Alyssa Robles

by Blue crab sweeties December 9, 2017