After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"
by steve ryans October 4, 2009
Get the Farmer's Almanac mug.The language spoken by a brazilian homosexual author and cook with lupus.. Mostly a mix of english words in an incorrect sentence structure.. Instead of saying Hello, how are you today? in almirese it would be, HELLLLLOS!,you are doings good for the day are you? Majority of the time, nothing spoke in almirese makes any sense.
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Beese shit! No prep job, me only one who do right!,
My lupa make no sun for me. no lifting heavy, you lift - no me....
Book i write, come out soon, many signings I will do. You get copy- no charge- free for you, mother sent me monies so i okay!
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example:
Beese shit! No prep job, me only one who do right!,
My lupa make no sun for me. no lifting heavy, you lift - no me....
Book i write, come out soon, many signings I will do. You get copy- no charge- free for you, mother sent me monies so i okay!
KKkkkkkkkkk
RSRSRssrsrsrsrsrsrsrs!
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