alamo

The greatest battle in history, 189 Texan farmers defend a run down church against 5,000 Mexicans; 1,600 of whom are killed or wounded in the battle, although every single one of the defenders were killed it brough time for Sam Houston to form an army and beat the Mexicans at a later date.

Davey Crockett picked off the Mexicans with his Pennsylvania Long Rifle at the Alamo.

by history buff May 13, 2005

Alart

The alert before farting.

Consider this your alart – I just ate Taco Bell.

Related to shart.

by E-Z.E. Longfellow September 9, 2013

alarmageddon

Any time multiple alarm clocks go off to wake you up, usually witnessed by people who have a hard time waking up in the morning.

I had to set the alarms on my cell phone, Nintendo DS, stereo, television, and alarm clock in order to wake up. When they all went off it was alarmageddon.

by kcs at0m1k January 22, 2009

Alamillo

A family of legendary lineage with a predisposition for contagious awesomeness.

The condition of an overwhelming and excessive amount of incindiary charisma. Narcissistic.

That family has had a Nobel Prize winner, a SuperBowl quarter back, a Medal of Honor receipient, and a foozeball world champ. They must be Alamillo's.

The doctor says it's serious. He's got got Alamillo!

by BstinsonNPH May 4, 2011

Hoover Alarmclock

The act of being woken up by oral sex.

Jason: Man, I had a rough night. Maybe a good old Hoover Alarmclock would do the trick.

Paul: Right, nothing is better than waking up in the morning by someone going down on you.

Jason: Damn, right.

by Poeborgia November 19, 2011

Alamano

In Ilocano, it means to do a handshake.

Tao 1: Hindi ko po makakalimutan na makita ang inyong mga ngiti! Makita, maya-yo -ama kay- na kayo ay mag-alamano!
Tao 2: Ha? Parang ayoko na tuloy makipag-alamano sa'yo.

by space123_ May 19, 2022

Alarial

Used to refer to the deity worshiped by the Faith of Alarial. His followers have now spread throughout the universe and He is widely regarded as the most benevolent and kind deity. Followers of the Faith of Alarial are not required to provide any monetary compensation, only be available for nomming and/or sacrificing. Those interested in joining the Faith of Alarial need only ask around, you are sure to find a follower near you.

1. We offer this sacrifice to you, oh great Alarial, that you might not visit your wrath upon our asses this night.

2. "Hey, are you an Alarialian?" "How could I not be!? Alarial is the greatest thing since the creation of light!"

by AlarialRockz May 3, 2009