abusage

To use (up) and abuse simultaneously.

A Hybrid of "Usage" and "Abuse".

"You have committed such a heinous crime of abusage with my alcohol."

by Jay Velasquez September 24, 2005

abserd

Repetitive and unproductive behavior or actions.

see: obserd

abserd? obserd? abserd? obserd? abserd? obserd? Who the hell do I have to fuck to stop this spell-checker from flagging the word absurd?

by jonkatz January 27, 2009

abuseometer

Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.

Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!

by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017

X abusers

People that add a 'X' at the end of every single freeken sentence, comment, thought or post.

This is even more annoying when they use an x at the end of every sentence during a conversation.

Why do this? It is not your trademark. You are an idiot. And everyone is laughing at you.

"Its so hot today X"
"Check out this cool link x"
"I am having the worst day x"

Or in a conversation....

Annoying mentally challanged person (X absuers): Hey how are you x
Normal person: Ye good u?
Annoying mentally challanged person (X abusers): I am well. How was your weekend? x
Normal person: Fine, u?
Annoying mentally challanged person (X abusers): It was fun x

by Hadenough December 10, 2012

Urban abuser

Someone who puts their full name on urban dictionary as an entry with tags such as: cool, funny, stud, pretty etc.

Me: wow why is this fuckhead being an urban abuser

faggots

by Swagmaster9000 October 21, 2013

ping abuser

Someone with terrible internet who joins a game server and ruins everyone else's game

That kid rubber banding around is a ping abuser.

by fdhgeiruhfflgjhfs November 15, 2017

Microphone abuser

Someone who's spit aggressive on Da mic

Man he dat rapper is a microphone abuser

by Junezrapsoulzzz October 13, 2018