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hand gooch

The area between your thumb and forefinger.
"Damn! I got a paper cut in my hand gooch!"
by QuilliacAcid X_x June 10, 2016
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Harrap Hands

Name given to someone with red coloured hands which turn white when under pressure. Also that person is normally slightly dense (thick) due to the lack of circulation which leads to the redness within the hands
That guiy has Harrap Hands
by hrrphnds May 26, 2009
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tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.
When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
by aero-instability October 9, 2010
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hand substitute

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis
Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin
by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011
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weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.
L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*
by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009
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Doyle's Hand

1) A hand in Texas Hold'Em being 10, 2 any suit. The name orginated from Dolye Brunson aka Texas Dolly a famous poker player.
I just got dealt Doyle's hand! Time to go all in!
by BluffedDuces July 23, 2009
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Blackberry hand

The dedication of one hand to always be clutching at one's Blackberry device, even when not in use. A phenomenon easily observable in many collegiate females.
"My Blackberry hand makes me look so much cooler in this picture, since I have so many friends."

"I would rather injure my left hand than my Blackberry hand."
by ChochmahFan March 29, 2010
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