Derek

Salad muncher

Grant: what did Derek have for lunch today?
Alex: you know what he had, he’s a salad muncher

by luskithegoat22 July 17, 2023

Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.

Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025

Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.

Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022

derek boy

A Derek that is a boy is nice and funny. Is also such a Derek

"Do you know the nice person named derek boy?"

by Darake July 13, 2017

Derek Liu

Derek Liu is known as a people who is very impulse, after a long period of time people not responds his whatsapp, he will fuck people up immediately

If Kenji speaks, Derek will become Derek Liu

by Derek's friend December 2, 2021

Derek

Derek can be a bit of a doof and make stupidest and weirdest choices but deep down Derek's hearth is in the right place and he's a good guy for a laugh.

Derek what the hell, you're mad weird bro, (laughing)

by J. A. J. April 6, 2022

derek carswell

complete nutjob! can't go a just do his job, has to annoy anyone that hasnt murdered anyone which is everyone except him.

he will kill you if you look for his deer that he keeps in his sold cars to play with when hes bored

guy"derek carswell is starting work soon"
other guy "can't wait to be murdered"

woman " is that derek carswell over there"
other woman "yeah stay away from him he wont give us money"

by Kierank97 March 7, 2024