by To that one girl on omegle February 24, 2020
by Dab5terDUDE November 21, 2021
A sick fuck that likes to have sex with little kids!
All rapist and molestors should burn in hell and get their head chopped off haha.
All rapist and molestors should burn in hell and get their head chopped off haha.
Nick: Hey Sally! Wanna okay a quick game in my room?
Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?
Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)
Sally: Uhm… okay :)
As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3
Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?
Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)
Sally: Uhm… okay :)
As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3
by hajjagain? January 29, 2022
Lag Child (noun): A term used in online gaming to describe a player who benefits from lag without realizing it, and believes their success is due to their skill rather than the advantage provided by the lag. This player is often oblivious to the fact that their internet connection is causing them to have an advantage over their opponents, and may deny using it to gain an advantage. The term is often used to describe players who may not intentionally cheat but still benefit from a poor internet connection. However, it is important to note that having an advantage from lag in online gaming is still considered unfair and can ruin the experience for other players. A "lag child" is not an honorable or respectable player, and their behavior is often seen as dishonest and disrespectful to other players.
Person 1: "Did you see that player in the last match? They kept dodging all my attacks, but I couldn't seem to land a hit on them!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."
Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."
by Experiences44 April 06, 2023
These are the unfortunate children born with slightly brighter minds than most, And the unfortunate off-spring of STEM Parents. While most people who do go into STEM fields are quite successful, it is simply not the case with these poor souls. These children are naturally fairly bright and often surpass normal levels of intelligence and comprehension for their age, but as they age they grow into their intelligence, They are no longer exceptionally intelligent children, they're now above average teens and adults. After likely being shipped off to some STEM School or Advanced School of Insert Generic Scientific Term as a child they begin to struggle and fall behind, The work being provided is not the same easy amount of manageable assignments as before in their normal schools back when they still had friends and relationships. The transition has hurt them, and they are hurting on the inside. Their STEM Parents remain totally oblivious to this and continue to slobber over How their children are going to be so wildly successful and brilliant when they go to some University or collage and study Some advanced science crap or some sort of NASA related thing for 4+ years. This continues on until the Child goes mad, Moves out and attempts to live a normal live free from dictation, Or somehow manages to live up to their parents in a painful existence.
Mike: Did you see that kid over there, He looked really stressed.
June: Yeah, he did. Sort of reminds me of a STEM Child. Did you hear his parents boasting about him to all the teachers?
Mike: Yeah, and they were the teachers in the grade ahead of him..
June: Definitely a STEM Child.
Mike: Definitely STEM Parents. Hope the guy is better off in the future.
June: Yeah, he did. Sort of reminds me of a STEM Child. Did you hear his parents boasting about him to all the teachers?
Mike: Yeah, and they were the teachers in the grade ahead of him..
June: Definitely a STEM Child.
Mike: Definitely STEM Parents. Hope the guy is better off in the future.
by AlternateLoneSarge March 27, 2021
An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.
Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."
by pghprogrammer4 September 17, 2013
Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.
by ZoBo0mAf0o August 09, 2017