Book Lettuce

The most sauciest lettuce on the market. Usually enjoyed while reading a novel on turtle breasts. Only found in underground playhouses.

That book lettuce from Nora’s playhouse was very enjoyable while reading the novel “A turtle and it’s breasts”

by Tea Toaster August 1, 2018

the Good Book

Idiomatic noun - an expression used to refer to the Christian Bible. It is typically associated with the Deep South or, less often, very pious Midwestern evangelicals. The term connotes a mood of rural simplicity and unwavering devotion to the Almighty.

An old grandmother in the southern parishes of Louisiana: "All you young people only know video games and violence. When I was your age, we listened to our parents, were dutiful children, and never let the Good Book out of our hands."

by Sean M. Turner May 4, 2020

Surfing the Book

Looking through a book to find information

Willow was surfing the book to find the main characters.

by Secret Millie September 23, 2020

creepin' the book

a. using facebook as a method to find out information on a certain person.

b. stalking a person via facebook

so i was creepin' the book to find out if kyle would like to go to prom with me...

facebook stalker creeping

by AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! March 25, 2010

dead-book

A body in the dead-book is dead. Some people have others "put in the dead-book".

Bubber, you're too drunk to drive, you'll end up in the dead-book.

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010

book chubi

cool bitch.
when typed cool bitch on t9 its book chubi :D

god you are one book chubi!

by CoolLivv :) June 3, 2009

stalking the book

adding over 500 friends on facebook, people you don't even know, so that you can spend hours scanning through their posted pictures and reading their comments

Rachel spent hours online stalking the book.

by foe stigmund August 8, 2009