Dota 2

A way to ruin your own life

Pros:

Literally Nothing

Cons:
The community is toxic.
You're wasting your motherfucker's money on the internet and electricity!
The time you invest could be used to do something productive.
Increase Aggressive Behavior.
Social Isolation.
Adverse Effects On Health.

Person 1(Playing DOTA 2)
Person 2: Hello! 1
Person 1(Loses the Match)
Also, Person 1 instantly kills Person 2 and starts to play again

by Kiyonce May 22, 2019

Tysons 2

Nickname for Tysons Galleria, a mall opposite the more well known Tysons Corner Center (Tysons 1) in Tysons Corner, Virginia that has some upscale stores like Cartier, De Beers, Versace and anchors like Neiman-Marcus

Not for peons in t-shirts unless you want to get glared at by snobby sales reps (or ignored, whichever is more offensive for the circumstance)

What kind of mall is Tysons 2? I can't afford anything!

by stealthypantystealer August 6, 2009

December 2

On december 2 skip school that day and relax

"Wheres all the students " teacher said. "Oh its December 2 there skipping school " the nerd said

by K_world November 1, 2019

2-incher

Having a penis that measures two inches

Girls are usually turned off after hearing such news.

Rob " Man, what did you do to get out of fucking that fat chick last night?"

Calvin " I told her I got a 2-incher"

by Chealyn February 17, 2009

Planetside 2

A New FPS where the main goal is not die every 30 seconds. Oh, and also use tanks to run over people and shoot at aircraft, hoping to land a hit, but missing every time.

I am gonna mess those guys up! Oh. Shit. I'm dead. *Ragequit Planetside 2*

by kab355 February 1, 2014

Boyfriend #2

A term used for a boyfriend on the side, most often just for sexual relations only.

girl: Babe lets fuck right now
Boyfriend: not now, the basketball game is on
(girl gets phone)
Girl: im coming over now get the bed ready.
Boyfriend #2: twice in one day? ok fine

by Waleedz E June 14, 2009

Nov 2

National kiss your long distance boyfriend/girlfriend day

I kissed my loser on Nov 2nd

by Liz Lou November 3, 2019