Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"
"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."
-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
by Evono September 11, 2024
Colby: “Yo, did you hear what happened to Jake?”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”
by Just existing i guess December 15, 2023
by anonymous July 15, 2023
Mike: “Dude, did you hear? Tiffany’s kid was born!”
Me: “Yeah I know, the baby’s half black, that fucking cheating Reggie Wedgie”
Me: “Yeah I know, the baby’s half black, that fucking cheating Reggie Wedgie”
by Bigsac September 04, 2022
The removal wedgie is when someone gives you a wedgie that completely destroys and rips the underwear off of the person
When I was in eighth grade I would give my friend wedgies and he would hate it so I made him go in my underwear and gave him a wedgie for more than an hour then my underwear finally broke and ripped off of him. He had asked me why and I hold him because I wanted to give you a removal wedgie
by The thinker maker October 10, 2022
The annoying moment when the back of your sock comes off your heel as the day goes on and you have to fix it.
by Giraffarig August 16, 2011
by BloJSimpson May 11, 2018