Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!
-what?
I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?
-what?
I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?
by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023

by FitsMagee June 20, 2022

Often a goober is a mixture of different breads; sometimes refured to as a “Dana”. This species is smart and cute. However, this bread is highly rare and catching one can only be optioned through the efforts of a fuck boy. Help support our cause of protecting this rare spices through donating to @dasadana.
Fuck boy #1: cricky Nick have you seen a Miss goober around
Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers
Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers
by Goober Dana October 25, 2018

by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023

Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"
by ibangothe2nd December 13, 2018

by Silliest.of.Billies April 27, 2024
