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Sloppy Hand

When one ejaculates onto ones hand and slaps the girl/guy across the face with that hand after a blowjob. Done best when recipient does not know it is going to happen.
Vijay sloppy handed her so hard, she fell over.
by VTG September 2, 2012
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sloppy enjaloppy

An unusual Mexican dish including jalapeño and a gentleman’s sausage. The moisture in the dish is created by the seamen of the peen
I enjoyment sloppy enjaloppy on a Friday morning at about half past 10
by Wejjejejejenfnfj July 8, 2022
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[Sloppy Turkey]

A sexual act of cumming in your hand and slapping your partner's ass.

A cum handprint.
I celebrate Thanksgiving by Snapchatting an old video of my first Sloppy Turkey.
by Chernabog Yoha March 9, 2019
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Sloppy Hayden

A sandwich made from bread, mayo, 2 tender and crispy chicken patties with cheese, cheesy sauce, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

Named after a silly gronk called hayden who worked at hungry jacks
I'm hungry, shall we go to red rooster?
Zanda ya gronk were going to hungy Js to get some sloppy haydens
by average Jacker May 8, 2022
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sloppy bitch

a bitch that’d also a mess, sloppy, disgusting
by suck my waterlogged toes August 18, 2019
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sloppy cockle

its when you dip your cock into a bottle of hand sanitiser and then stick it on your girl and make her bounce on it.
baby come here and bounce on my sloppy cockle
by reclaimedpussy July 13, 2022
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Sloppy Joe

When your crippling orgasm has a little feces added to the mix.
by WillyOmNom December 4, 2018
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