a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.
that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!
i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??
chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!
i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??
chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!
by michael foolsley September 28, 2013
Get the personal spittoonmug. -cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't
dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.
by ostrich omelet January 18, 2020
Get the cat personmug. by Yaboinatedogg April 29, 2022
Get the Weird Personmug. A bus person is someone who catches a bus to and from school every day.
you are 25% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school. you are 50% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school BUT you are on the bus for more then 40 minuets. you are 100% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school, your on it for more then 40 minuets, and you have to wake up before 6:30 AM to get to the bus and you get home after 4:15 PM after school on a bus with a bunch of weird people and sexaul girls.
you are 25% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school. you are 50% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school BUT you are on the bus for more then 40 minuets. you are 100% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school, your on it for more then 40 minuets, and you have to wake up before 6:30 AM to get to the bus and you get home after 4:15 PM after school on a bus with a bunch of weird people and sexaul girls.
by man on a bus March 9, 2022
Get the Bus Personmug. person 1 hi person 2
person 2 hi person 1
person 3 hi person 1 and 2
person 1 and 2 ignores*
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 i wasn't neglected for once
person 4 fades out of existence due to not existing
person 5 walks in hi people
person 1 2 3 and 4 hi person 5
person 4 fades out of existence
person 2 hi person 1
person 3 hi person 1 and 2
person 1 and 2 ignores*
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 i wasn't neglected for once
person 4 fades out of existence due to not existing
person 5 walks in hi people
person 1 2 3 and 4 hi person 5
person 4 fades out of existence
by vanilla8989 January 25, 2022
Get the person 5mug. by Chowmein October 31, 2013
Get the personality bonermug. Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.
Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017
Get the Spaghetti Personmug.