Cum Ladder

The process of cumming onto your hand in such a way that you ejaculate two parallel strings of jizz across your fingers, resembling a ladder. This may occur during masturbation.

I jizzed a perfect cum ladder across my fingers last night.

by Trans Lotad February 19, 2025

cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!

by Cumchicken October 8, 2017

Cum Brazing

Ejaculating on a girl's lips and letting it dry so she stfu

I'm cum brazing that mouthy bitch tonight

by DesignatedDealer25 November 7, 2025

Cum

A substance (which is warm and smells like fish like a tuna melt) which is expelled by men (and sometimes even women!) when they reach the tip top of their mount everest pleasure point.

the cum was good idk

by anonymous December 6, 2021

Cum dumpster

A whore

Why would you date her dude? She's just a cum dumpster!

by Phouc Meeh September 26, 2015

cum cump

cum cump basically means cum cup ykwim. you call people cum cump specifically white people who r like pale like vampire pale.

“hey cum cump”

by lovefarting June 28, 2023

Cum recycling

Cum dumpster implies the existence of cum recycling

Friend 1: watcha doin?
Friend 2: you know, just some cum recycling.
Friend 1: I don't know what that means but please stop that.
Friend 2: no
Friend 1: then at least save some for the rest of us.
Friend 2: alrighty comrade
*Russian anthem plays earfucks them both*

by ppbootyballs December 30, 2021