text me already :(

we haven’t talked in so long, i rlly miss our convos. i’m too wuss to text u first tho, sorry :P.

text me already :(. wthh >:((

by urss1mp October 13, 2021

Fried me yung

When ya boy get roasted so hard een the teacher is dyin’.

They fried me yung they said “How ya glasses stay on ya face if ya ears is at the top of ya shit” eem the teacher was dyin’.

by Wicked noodle April 15, 2022

Pick me boy

A pick me boy is a male wanting female validation. The opposite of a pick me girl basically. They are very annoying creatures of society.

"Jake is such a pick me boy omg"
"Yeah but arent you a pick me girl..."

by Marrxcon April 4, 2022

pick me guy

laleh

laleh: rate me on the scale of one to ten
what a pick me guy

by Zeddy October 17, 2021

Don’t hit me

This is when a girl is trying to low-key tell you to wear a codom, it means that you aren’t hitting her with your semen

Come here but don’t hit me

by Darryl lee March 19, 2019

The Forget-Me Stick

A Weapon of Mass Destruction used to knock woman unconscious. Forcibly making them forget the incident ever happened.

Hey Bobby! Pass me The Forget-Me Stick, I don’t want her to wake up!

by Bobby Windchime May 3, 2019

Jeeter's me up

Getting Jeetered is doing something that gets your adrenaline pumping, and you do it every day, or reacurringly.

Guy 1 - Why do you do that everyday? It was cool the first time but now it's dumb...

Guy 2 - Idk man, something about it just Jeeter's me up!

by Rnlnanonymous November 10, 2013