sad tortilla

Doing too much Juarez cocaine and not being able to get it up.

I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.

by JJJonesy January 14, 2018

leif tore

Leif Tore is a Norwegian male name. A Leif Tore is a great guy. He is cool and makes you laugh. His jokes are so stupid they are oddly satisfying. He is good looking and very open. He doesn't play "cool", he knows who he is and he doesn't try to be someone else. Leif Tore is not afraid to make a lot of himself. Everybody knows it when he enters the room. These are just some of the first quality you notice when you get to know him. When you get to know him you see a kind, sensetive person with a big heart and a great personality. He has done a lot and his life, he is not the average guy! Leif Tore has an amazing ability to cheer people up. Most people love to be around him, but he can be too much for someone. Everybody that knows a Leif Tore knows what I'm talking about!

Girl: I love to be with Leif Tore, he is always there and great to talk to.
Boy: Leif Tore is great. He is so much fun!

by Hestejenta January 15, 2018

tight tornado

When a man is complimenting the tightness of the vagina, and begins wiggling it around inside for emphases

"He gave her a tight tornado"

by literal_garbage November 8, 2017

Drummondville Tornado

When you defecate on one's person face and you got diarrhea. It's like the Cleveland Steamer or the Quebec Steamer but more liquid.

Lay on the floor really fast, Im ready to give you the Drummondville Tornado wich i cannot hold any longer.

She drank all of the Drummondville Tornado I gave her.

by Cam.c.2222 December 17, 2017

Blow torch

Its when a girl is giving you head, and she goes so fast that the friction lights your dick on fire

Damn i wanted regular head but instead she gave me a blow torch.

by Mybloodycondom February 12, 2018

michael torres

a shit head who will ruin your life while simultaneously making it amazing. he’s stupid and gay as shit but also lit (lol, see that rhyme??), but also really funny and weird and will brighten your day instantly. he’s loving and caring yet destructive af.

michael torres, if you don’t sit tf down and shut tf up im gonna tape you to the ceiling and swing at you with a bat. the living kind.

by izzyc_2001 February 14, 2018

backwards tornado

Backwards tornado
When a dude cums and the girl blows it back on his dick

She gave me tge backwards tornado.

by Animosus May 6, 2018