penis resin

The reason why women's teeth are so white.

Hey jude, look whiter than pearls, what's your secret? I' rub my Teeth with penis resin, it's totally organic!

by DiRT I Tiller May 12, 2018

penis

What I gave your mom last night in bed

Man, last night was the best! Jake's mom was riding my penis!

by treeswing54 April 7, 2018

Puss Penis

Having a pimple on your penis

"Hey man why do you always spend so much time in the bathroom"
"Oh sorry, I've just got a Puss Penis

by Aj3900 February 15, 2017

Penis

A man's second brain.

My penis thought to divorce since she is not a ho.

by Borislav February 16, 2017

Penis Barrel

A severe medical condition that causes an enlarged prostate, normally linked to being either to horny, or the over usage f your timber.

Timmy won't be at school today because he was up to late and got a penis barrel.

by Jamaican funk February 26, 2017

snapple penis

When the head of a males penis is abnormally small while the shaft is abnormally large.

That nigga had a Snapple penis.

by YaboiHaxx March 2, 2017

Skinny penis

A very skinny penis often bad to stick in your vagina. It also makes you able to stick your penis into various objects.

Help me i have a skinny penis!
Can you stick inside my butt please?

by Idiotass March 5, 2017