bitch ass penis

when your girl be cheating on you and letting other guys give her anal

best friend: hey why is your girl such a bitch ass penis wipe
me: i dont really know

by its ye boi mr krabbs May 8, 2020

Penis

An either long or short substance attatched to the crotch of a human body used for Peeing, Jerking Off, or cumming and sex.

Jeremy has a very short penis

by I wanna have sex with Jessica May 12, 2020

F.l.o.o.r Big Penis

Fat Long Outrageously Oversized Ridiculously Big Penis

Emin; "damn my girl says she only fuck w dudes w F.l.o.o.r Big Penises good thing i got one"
Random guy; " must be that muscle milk

by Pharmesuticals May 18, 2020

Penis

A small leg between your two bigger legs

Chad:Nat where is your penis?
Nat:Chad only males have penises!
Chad:Oh Sorry

by Mr.Chelion May 21, 2020

Penis Latcher

Someone who latches on the penis with their teeth or with a crack that latches on to the penis.

I’m going to latch on to this so hard like how a penis latcher would on the peen.

by kifmaster661789 May 22, 2020

Penis nose

When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it

“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”

by Xoxox. Penis girl May 23, 2020

Penis

Something I dont have because it got bitten of by a snake when I was taking a MASSIVE SHIT.

Penis something I want.

by Nutter Butter 69 420 May 24, 2020