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Klondike like Leto John

When someone looks like a familiar celebrity that you can’t quite put your finger on
The guy who wrote rocket man Klondike like Leto John

National F1P John Pork Day

On the National F1P John Pork Day,every F1P students will go to the John Pork Bah Kuh Teh and eat his tasty meat.
Belle have eaten 20 pounds of bah kuh teh during the National F1P John Pork Day.

Penis guzzling guy named john 

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.
"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"

Big Chuck and Little John 

Look at big chuck and little John coming In starting new gossip

Frosty Long John 

A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm
I told them to suck my frosty long john.
Frosty Long John by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

To get John Wicked 

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
To get John Wicked by slangingshark September 24, 2023