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can i keep you?

Can I keep you? means to protect someone and have them protect you, it's when you've had nothing else to depend on and are longing for a companion. A quote made famous by the movie Casper (1995)
Casper: Can I keep you?

Kat: Casper?
by nyctophilecody February 9, 2021
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awkward I Love You

When your ex says that they love you like a friend, but they constantly tell you that they love you just to get you to say that you love them too in hopes that you really are still secretly in love with them. Even though you broke up six months ago. Most common in ex girlfriends, but can happen with clingy-stringy ex boyfriends as well.
Ex: "Okay, bye! * insert Awkward I Love You* :)"

You: "Heheh....yeah, you too.."
by AlucarddraculA August 6, 2011
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Do I look fat?

Is this a trick question?
Wife: Do I look fat?

You: No you don't(really means yes).
by sit-yo-fat-ass-down June 15, 2018
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Where Am I Guy

Creepy Canadian who holds doors open for no one, you could be a mile away and he'd just hold the door open for you! He looks very confused and likes to look out glass doors and windows and likes to look at walls! Many sightings report him being spotted in the southern states of U.S. He may be God!
Person1: Who's that confused looking guy?
Person2: That's the Where Am I Guy
by Absolute_Darkness May 14, 2015
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I don't speak baguette

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.
Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette
by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021
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I hate Loyolo Day

A day where people can hate on Loyolo#1234
Bro I just finished my 12 page essay on why I hate Loyolo
Save it for I hate Loyolo day man
by FatCatz March 10, 2022
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why do i try

Because it will all be worth it in the end
Why do I try: because it will all be worth it in the end; just keep pushing
by Lil Shady November 22, 2017
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