Alabama hot pocket

When the girl opens her vagina so the male can shit inside her vagina then they carry on having sex

Dude the Alabama hot pocket is nasty!

by Ya Boi Porn December 1, 2018

hot like fire

To be extremely, uncontrollably appealing to the eye.

Did you see my car? It's hot like fire!
That girl Danielle is hot like fire.

by D.Ho y Kirstie collaboration May 5, 2006

Hot Dog Water

A very distinct smell that comes from an unwashed fat chick.

That bitch smells like hot dog water.

by jwhite1984 January 6, 2011

not hot enuff to be this stupid

a phrase or expression to describe a dumb bitch that is not quite hot enuff to be THAT stupid. She may be slightly cute or moderately attractive (do-able) but is so stupid that it might not be worth it. This phrase usually follows a dumb comment that the dumb bitch makes such as, "Is the Cowboys a baseball team?"

john, "I'm the DDD tonight."

FB (fat bitch) "what's that?"
john, "the designated drunk driver! Good god woman you are not hot enuff to be this stupid

by niggman star33 August 24, 2011

Hot Mizuno Batbag

Slappin' a girl in the face with your dick repeatedly until it leaves a welt. Then, soothe the welt by dragging your sack over it repeatedly.

Caution: If the welt doesn't go away within ten minutes, the scrotum juice isn't being extracted. At this point shave your nuts.

Mr. Carl's girlfriend was tired of the usual Charizard and muffpunch. She didn't regret her decision to let Mr. Carl use his hot mizuno batbag to spice up the bed. She left an upperdecker afterwards.

by Jacksons and daughters. May 7, 2010

Jalapeno Hot Dog

The act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty cunt, finding the host's vibrator/dildo and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. Ex-girlfriend/rancid bitch then proceeds to masturbate (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.

- Yo, dawg, was you at your ex-bitches' party last night?
-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.
-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.
-Hell fucking yeah.

Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"

by Bean 63 July 3, 2006

Hot 'n Now

Michigan fast food company that went bankrupt but still has a few stores operating in Michigan.

I'm hungry, lets go get Hot 'n Now

by Laura JR March 18, 2008