pie face

For guys: when you are jerking off on your back and your ejaculation hits you in the face.

Hey thanks for the naked pic, I came so hard I gave myself a pie face!

by nchris April 18, 2015

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resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017

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Condescending Smiley Face

Condescending Smiley Face - When someone uses a smiley-face in an obviously heated text-based argument in an attempt to seem 'better' or 'above' the other person.

e.g. of a Condescending Smiley Face: The context is an argument on youtube over something stupid. "If you'd actually read the date though you'd realise you're wrong :)"

by AcidCH August 3, 2013

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fuck face McGee

Some really annoying person, usually an attention whore; a general insult that is a step up from bitch or something similar

"Hey guys! Look what I can do!"
"Shut up, fuck face McGee

by 217891 March 2, 2009

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riding the north face

The act of a woman sitting on a man's face while he orally pleasures her.

Guy 1: "Man, that girl was freaky! She the was riding the north face an everything!"
Guy 2: "she what?"
Guy 1: "she sat on my face and had me eat her out!"

by OswaldH July 10, 2015

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A super ugly chap who usually has beautiful sisters and parents but was handed the worst set of genes.

The term originates from the film White Christmas, where Bob Wallace and Phil Davis watch the Haynes Sisters' act for the sake of their good, but ugly friend in the army (the dog-face boy).

Girl: Oh, you have a brother in college? Can I meet him?
Friend: I do, but he's a dog-face boy. Don't bother.
Girl: That's too bad. Ugh.

by sereklsj January 4, 2021

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