eat my applesauce!

A word used when owning someone or something. Usually used in a funny term and gets people laughing.

*I win a game of ninja*
Me: "Eat my applesauce!" ya loser!!
Loser: Haha that's funny!
Random Dude: That's not funny at all.
*I slap random dude*
Random Dude: LOL HAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!!

by REBTanker50 January 24, 2011

My nipples are offended

Term used when pet peeves are violated; "I don't like what you're doing."

Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."

Sara: *smacks lips*
Joey: My nipples are offended.

*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!

by LuxLupis February 12, 2013

my death note

a notebook where I write down everyone that I wish to die

Amy Schumer is on my death note.
People who demand trigger warnings are on my death note.
People who write articles about Pewdiepie are on my death note.
Zarna Joshi is on my death note.
T-series is on my death note.
People who leave a dislike on theweevster18's videos are on my death note.

by JonJonJuice March 27, 2019

Burst My Bubble

When somebody pokes your ass with a needle.

He burst my bubble with a needle.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

henlo my dudes

Used by weird memers around the internet.

henlo

In a group chat: "henlo my dudes"

by iAleksii January 27, 2018

boost my junk

The feeling you get after being complimented

2Chainz: Yu know yu fine right
2Necklaces: Yu just boost my junk

by 2Necklaces September 28, 2012

Lamborghini My Doors

When you or (your partner) getting their ass eaten out and the legs go in the air similar to Lamborghini doors.

"I was getting my dick sucked by my girl last night and all of a sudden she pushed me on the couch, and started to lamborghini my doors"
"How was it bro?"
"Amazing."

by KingofHighmen23 September 19, 2013