(N) A figure of speech used to express extreme disgust and/or astonishment, shock, temporary fits of anger, or otherwise feelings of intense disappointmn. Usually accompanied by a blank stare, the blue eagle or in extreme cases, complete loss of bowel control. The phrase originated hundreds of years ago, but has since been popularized in use by a certain Dean at a certain High School in 1997. Since then, the term has been widely used by the general public.
Toilet paper was strewn from the windows, flushed into the toilets and clogged into the urinals. Ceiling panels were floating on the floor. Hand soap was used like finger paints all over the mirror. The paper towel dispenser was in pieces and the trash can was upside down, its cntents gracefully fluttering through the air... The only words that came to Dean Cordova's mind in his abject horror were: "Sweet Baby Jesus!"
The rest, my friends, is a LEGACY.
The rest, my friends, is a LEGACY.
by S. Bruno May 15, 2008
Get the sweet baby jesusmug. An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.
Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.
Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009
Get the clubbing baby sealsmug. Baby Bottle Pop is a sexual technique commonly used by prostitutes and intense drug users. It's the action of placing drugs , which are usually powdered on another persons genitals, commonly on the male genitals for its close resemblance to the Baby Bottle Pop candy treat.
Oh man! Dude! She dipped me in the bag then went to town on me! She went wild on me and I did too. She gave me the worlds best Baby Bottle Pop. I had no idea what exactly it was till she did it. Had my shlong looking just like that candy treat. #PowderedAndSuckedClean bro. Dang.
by xRAzorxDicex September 12, 2017
Get the Baby Bottle Popmug. by hgfkdfsjas January 29, 2014
Get the rooting for my babymug. by chickenpotpi3 March 18, 2016
Get the baby moo cowsmug. An exclamation used to convey sheer joy and excitement when someone does a good deed for you or for others, especially during times when you really needed it. The phrase comes from the idea that you're so thankful for the good deed that you'd be willing to offer them your (future) offspring.
It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)
It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)
"Hey mate, I know we don't talk much anymore but I'm seriously having a money crisis right now. I just had to pay a fine and don't have enough money to pay rent which is due next week. I just need to borrow $50, I promise I'll pay it back as soon as I get my next paycheck."
"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."
"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"
"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."
"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021
Get the Have my babiesmug. by Pacman025 May 9, 2018
Get the Butt-Hole Babymug.