I don't Know

What dumb blonde bitches say when they don't know a word to make up.

Darrin: "Hey Naomi want to make up a word?"

Naomi: "ya sure"

Darrin: "ok make a word up"

Naomi: "I don't know"

Darrin: "wow your dumb"

by DarrinD February 10, 2009

I salsa your face

Coined by Ann Perkins in the American comedy series "Parks and Recreation", this phrase is used to compliment one's good looks.

Chris: I relish your wit!
Ann: Well, I salsa your face!

by straightouttapawnee July 17, 2011

i want all smoke

You want beef ..

I want all smoke:You want war

by Dillard Fish January 21, 2018

I hate Loyolo Day

A day where people can hate on Loyolo#1234

Bro I just finished my 12 page essay on why I hate Loyolo
Save it for I hate Loyolo day man

by FatCatz March 10, 2022

awkward I Love You

When your ex says that they love you like a friend, but they constantly tell you that they love you just to get you to say that you love them too in hopes that you really are still secretly in love with them. Even though you broke up six months ago. Most common in ex girlfriends, but can happen with clingy-stringy ex boyfriends as well.

Ex: "Okay, bye! * insert Awkward I Love You* :)"

You: "Heheh....yeah, you too.."

by AlucarddraculA August 6, 2011

Do I look fat?

Is this a trick question?

Wife: Do I look fat?

You: No you don't(really means yes).

by sit-yo-fat-ass-down June 15, 2018

why do i try

Because it will all be worth it in the end

Why do I try: because it will all be worth it in the end; just keep pushing

by Lil Shady November 22, 2017