Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 3, 2022

Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"

"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"

by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016

Bubbly nut

When you can blow bubbles with your semen.

Jude “gosh Drew you have a bubbly nut!”
Drew “wtf is that?”
Jude “i could blow bubbles with that”
Drew “really!? Show me!”

by UngaBungaMan October 8, 2023

Tucky Nut

The best hair product in the universe.
Ya aunty loves it 😏
Buy now at Tucky.com/shop 👌

Tucky nut gets me wet 😩

by _chupamipolla September 25, 2017

poo nut

when ya nut in someone's anus and they shoot it back out as a brown shitty nut

dude i was fucking ashley last night and she poo nut on me

by eggshitter February 11, 2019

Fnaf Nut

Where a male wits a full school week between nuts to maximise force.

“My father used to turkey jerk me, so I hit him with a fnaf nut” said Tom

by Howardeez Nuts January 7, 2020

wut the nut

It’s simply mean me what the heck are you doing it talking about

Wut the nut are you doing Jimmy

by Jojosauce March 15, 2022