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Life-raft

No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.
Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
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Life

A constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself
Bro 1: Bro help life has been acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*
by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020
mugGet the Lifemug.
<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>
<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
mugGet the <Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>mug.

Jaws of Life

When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.
The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!
by expectations exceeded December 1, 2017
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Plug Life

The life of besties, and even more, who are a perfect fit and on the same wavelengths that need more time together in their electrifying relationship. Frequently used as a #pluglife
I miss you and need more plug life!
by Amigaza August 11, 2023
mugGet the Plug Lifemug.

Life

People always get the wrong idea about life. Only because they're living life in the wrong way. Life is about taking chances, never being "normal", enjoying the moments you have. There's this question, that no body knows the answer to..." What is the meaning of life?" In my opinion, I think life's about putting yourself out there. You might get anxiety, but think about it this way. When your like, 70 years old, do you wanna look back on your life and be like, "I wish I asked that person out" or, "I wish I wasn't on my phone for most of my life", "I wish I wasn't always thinking negatively, then maybe I could have lived a better life". No ones alone in this world, but the only way to change your life, is if YOU do something about it.
Person 1: "Man, I wish I did that"
Person 2: "you just gotta put yourself out there. You only get one Life, might as well live it having great adventures."
by Unknown9246 August 16, 2019
mugGet the Lifemug.

GanbJrasta life

Generation's and BENNINGFIELD Jr as the almighty leader is fighting everyday. 💪. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙
The Ganbjrasta lifestyle has took over.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 12, 2021
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